Brevity is the Soul of Wit. 🤗 Enjoy these fresh two-liners with some genuine observations:-
The difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
Alcohol is a perfect solvent:
It dissolves marriages, families and careers.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.
Archaeologist: Someone whose career lies in ruins.
There are two kinds of people who don’t say much:
Those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.
They say that alcohol kills slowly.
So what? Who’s in a hurry?
Alcohol and calculus don’t mix.
Never drink and derive
One nice thing about egoists:
They don’t talk about other people.
Brilliant Puns:
A man who wants a pretty nurse, must be patient.
A man who leaps off a cliff, jumps to a conclusion.
A man running in front of a car, gets tyred (tired) ; And a man running behind a car, gets exhausted.
War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left.
A man who drives like hell, is bound to get there.
A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger wood!
Toilets are a great place to think.No wonder they are called “Sochalayas”.. 🤔
Nice post! 😁
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Shobha Iyer! I have tagged you in a TMI post on my blog. Check it out. https://noceilingnowalls.wordpress.com/2018/04/11/tmi-tag-too-much-info-about-me
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I have done it… Tried my best to do the Tag !!! TMI (indeed Too Much Information)
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Thank you too
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Funny! Thanks!
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Funny😁😁
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Hehe
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It’s really funny. I loved it 😘
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This made me laugh!
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The Tiger Wood one was nicely putt 😁
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I like this page, because so much useful stuff on here : D.
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Also, how about when the meanings of some words change completely in British and American styles of English?
http://writersmentor.com/difference-between-uk-english-and-us-english-part-i/
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Enjoyed this 👍
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