Professor: if you have to give an orange, what will you say?
Student: take this orange.
Professor: No. you must Tell like a lawyer.
Student: I Ramakrishna son of Satyamurthy resident of Bangalore, Karnataka do here by solemnly affirm and voluntarily and consciously declare out of my volition and without any fear or favour or pressure or undue influence that I’m giving this fruit called orange on which I have absolute right, title and interest along with its peel, juice,seed and pulp.
I am also giving you absolute and unqualified right and interest to cut, peel,store in freeze or eat it.
You will also have the right to give this along with its peel, juice,seed or pulp to any one whosoever.
I further declare that I will be solely responsible and liable for any dispute till today pertaining to this orange. And after this conveyance today, my relationship with this orange will cease to exist.
Professor: My lordship, where is your feet….