The arrogance of authority🤭

*The arrogance of authority*

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A drugs squad officer stopped at a farm, and talked with an old farmer.

He told the farmer, “I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs.”

The farmer said, “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there…”, as he pointed out to the location.

The drugs squad officer verbally exploded saying, “Mister, I have the authority of the Government with me.”

Reaching into his rear trouser pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the farmer.

“See this badge? ! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish. On any land!! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear. Do you understand?”

The old farmer nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores.

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A short time later, the old farmer heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the drugs squad officer running for his life, being chased by the farmer’s big ferocious-looking bull…

With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he’d sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.

The old farmer threw down his tools, ran to the fence and shouted at the top of his lungs…

_(I just loved this part.)_*”Your badge!! Show him your _BADGE_!!”*

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Spanish Teacher

Dedicated to all the smart women …and all the men who have a good sense of humour!

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A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

“House” for instance, is feminine: “la casa.”

“Pencil,” however, is masculine: “el lapiz.”

A student asked, “What gender is ‘computer’?”

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether “computer” should be a masculine or a feminine noun.

Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men’s group decided that “computer” should definitely be of the feminine gender (“la computadora”), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;😂😂

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;😜😜

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval;
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and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories for it.
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(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The women’s group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine (“el computador”), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on😝

2. They have a lot of data but still can’t think for themselves;😄

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem;😜

and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
😜😜😜😝😝😝😝😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The women won😜

 

Just for laughs

Who are lizards?
Awesome answer by a kid….
They are those poor crocodiles who forgot to have Horlicks when they were young
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What is a Pizza..?
Awesome answer:
A Pizza.. is just a ooththappa that went abroad for higher education

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What’s the best example of “once in a lifetime opportunity” for a husband?
A mosquito sitting on your wife’s face.:😛
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A little boy was in a bus
eating a chocolate, then he took another one and then another …

A man next to him said,
“Do you know that too much of it will damage your teeth??”

The boy replied,
“My grandfather lived for 132 years”
The man asked ,
“Was it because of eating chocolate?”

The boy replied,
No, he was always minding his own business!

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Son: Dad there’s a small get together at school tomorrow !!!
Father: small get together.? ..how small
Son: only me…you…and principal …
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Digital India effect…

The young boy was suffering from loose motion. He hesitated to say the word loose motion to the doctor. So he explained in new generation style.

Doctor.. since morning.. unlimited free outgoing, New ringtones have also started.
No balance in my stomach.
If I recharge, within one minute balance becomes nil. Doctors can you please disconnect the offer!! 😳🙊😀😜

……

Keep smiling and have a great day 👍😊😊

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Vicious Cycle… who is afraid of whom…………

 

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Cockroach => Rat => Cat => Dog => Man => Girl => Cockroach….

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Amazingly, the rodent can eat a cockroach out of a glue trap without itself becoming entangled. … Occasionally, professionals report seeing mice or rats directly eating cockroaches or other insects.

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In the Online Era…. someday somewhere !!

Internet has a great influence in our lives. We may or may not realize, but it has changed a lot in our lives. We are surrounded by mobile phones, computers and many other electronic devices all the time. Actually sometimes you might actually feel being a slave of these devices. These changes are both advantageous as well as not so much advantageous for us.

Social networks like Facebook and Twitter allow us to connect with people who, in a pre-Internet age, we might not have known about. On an average, people at facebook have 350 friends. Also, one tweet from twitter, shakes the whole country, change opinions of millions of people in a second.

You can stream almost anything online now.  Music, TV , Movies and other forms of entertainment are available in convenient ways online, and people are going for it.

Skipping the Queues:  Flipkart, Amazon etc.,  have changed our lives a lot…There’s no shortage of online stores nowadays. And with the fierce competition, they are giving competitive pricing.  Moreover, the cost of maintenance of a mall, and other costs lead to lowering of prices, from their end if bought online.

Showcasing our creativity : Writers, artists and other creative types are finding a lot of use for the Internet. Some writers have had their books published through e-publishers, skyrocketing them into the top-level tiers of fame. Others have started blogs, online accounts and online business through some websites to get their material out there and connect to an audience as well as earn a handsome amount of money.

We Multitask !!   Multi-tasking existed long before the Internet, of course, but with numerous smartphones — and tabs ! Infinite tabs! — has made multitasking both easier and more damaging. Order food, shopping, manage bank account, office jobs can all be done effectively in a similar span of time.

But then ..

Thinking Capacity reduced :  These days, whenever teacher gives assignment to students, they tend to go to the internet, copy all the material and just submit it as it is. This just reduce the thinking capacity of students. Google has answer to almost everything in this world and so people do not actually think themselves or search from Books.

Addiction:  After drugs and alcohol, internet is the third most addictive thing. Once you get addicted to internet – it can be social networking gaming sites, or even gambling websites., it is very difficult to come back.

Hackers, Scams!!  In today’s world, where everyone has internet access but not everyone has right knowledge about what is right and what is wrong on the internet, it becomes a quiet security threat.  Scams on internet have been increasing many folds in the past few days and have continued to scam innocent people;  These scam artists work quite efficiently, by tricking and fooling people in lure of more money or any other tactics.

Reduction in real human interactions : Let us face it, with the emergence of more and more social media platforms and sites, people have shifted to more electronic interaction and have resulted in a loss of human touch. This is also a leading cause of depression and a major negative aspects of internet.
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In this Online Era;  someday somewhere  we could easily hear a conversation as below:

Hello! Is this Gordon’s Pizza?

No sir, it’s Google’s Pizza.

Did I dial the wrong number?

No sir, Google has bought the Gordon’s pizza store.

Oh, alright – then I would like to place an order please.

Okay sir, do you want the usual?

The usual? You know what my usual is?

According to the caller ID, the last 15 times you have ordered a 12-slice with double-cheese, sausage, and thick crust.

Okay – that’s what I want this time too.

May I suggest that this time you order an 8-slice with ricotta, arugula, and tomato instead?

No, I hate vegetables.

But your cholesterol is not good.

How do you know?

Through the subscribers guide… We have the results of your blood tests for the last 7 years.

Maybe so, but I don’t want the pizza you suggest – I already take medicine for high cholesterol.

But you haven’t taken the medicine regularly. 4 months ago you purchased from Drugsale Network a box of only 30 tablets.

I bought more from another drugstore.

It’s not showing on your credit card sir.

I paid in cash.

But according to your bank statement you did not withdraw that much cash.

I have another source of cash.

This is not showing on your last tax form, unless you got it from an undeclared income source.

To HELL With Your Pizza.. !!  ENOUGH !!

I am sick of Google, Facebook, Twitter, and WhatsApp. I am going to an island without internet, where there’s no cellphone line, and no one to spy on me …

I understand sir, but you’ll need to renew your PASSPORT …it expired 5 weeks ago.
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The National Aeronautics and Space Administration is an independent agency of the United States Federal Government responsible for the civilian space program, as well as aeronautics and aerospace research. NASA was established in 1958, succeeding the National Advisory Committee for Aeronautics

Headquarters: Washington, D.C., United States
Founder: Dwight D. Eisenhower
Founded: 29 July 1958, United States of America
Employees: 17,336 (2018)
Preceding agency‎: ‎NACA‎ (1915–1958);
Motto‎: ‎For the Benefit of All
Formed‎: ‎July 29, 1958; 60 years ago
Annual budget‎: ‎US$20.7 billion (2018)
NASA stands for the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. It is a government agency that was created by Congress in 1958. NASA’s mission is to explore space and aeronautics, or flight research.
The agency’s current mission statement calls on the agency “to pioneer the future in space exploration, scientific discovery and aeronautics research.” It is the first time since NASA’s founding in 1958 that the mission statement does not explicitly include mention of the Earth.
It’s now 74 times more difficult to get into NASA than Harvard. … It turns outNASA’s astronaut class has an astronomically lower acceptance rate. According toNASA, 18,300 people applied to its 2017 astronaut class — a program that selects eight to 14 individuals to become astronaut candidates

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