Found some crazy definitions in English Language…. Enjoy Reading !! School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays. Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. Nurse: A person who wakes you up so as to give you sleeping pills. Marriage: It’s an agreement inContinue reading “Crazy Definitions….”
Tag Archives: Humour
Where will you be after Death ??
Heard this amusing story of a Priest and a local transport driver; who died at the same time and God was deciding how they would enter Heaven… A Priest dies and is waiting in line at Heaven’s Gate. Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacketContinue reading “Where will you be after Death ??”
How to recover a bad debt.. a women’s style !!
Heard this story of a woman who had to recover money from a lady-colleague who avoided her calls …really amused at her style of recovery !! The story is as below: I called a married lady who owed me money but she didn’t pick my calls. I called over ten times and still no answer.Continue reading “How to recover a bad debt.. a women’s style !!”
Managers….Corporate World – Dark reality !!
Dedicated to all successful managers and upcoming managers… A highly successful Senior Vice-President of a multi-national company was going home in his car when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed by the sight, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate. He asked one man “Why are youContinue reading “Managers….Corporate World – Dark reality !!”
Enjoy the pun and fun of the English language !!
The great “Pun”dits say…._ The person who invented the door knock ……… won the No-bell prize. I couldn’t work out how to fasten my seat belt. ……… Then it clicked. Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. ……… Dirty Fellows. I can’t believe I gotContinue reading “Enjoy the pun and fun of the English language !!”
Just for Laughs…….. Husband !!!
Hilarious instance of how a Husband has saved his girlfriend’s name on his mobile phone – Just for laughs : The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names: – The tender one – The amazing one – Lady of my dreams She got angry and called the first number only to find outContinue reading “Just for Laughs…….. Husband !!!”
“Don’t mess with intelligent people”
Swamiji an Indian Hindu monk and a key figure in the introduction of Indian philosophies of Vedanta and Yoga to the western world. He was one of the most influential philosophers and social reformers in his contemporary India and the most successful and influential missionaries of Vedanta to the Western world. To understand India ,Continue reading ““Don’t mess with intelligent people””
Story of a BOSS
A boss with mood swings may be worse for your health than someone who’s always nasty… Does your boss switch between being friendly and nasty at the drop of a hat? It may make you more anxious than having an employer who is in a bad mood all the time, a study conducted in IndiaContinue reading “Story of a BOSS”
Paraprosdokians…. Interesting !!!
Sentences that Throw you a Curve – PARAPROSDOKIAN is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence, phrase, or a larger discourse is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part. Frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect, sometimes producingContinue reading “Paraprosdokians…. Interesting !!!”