Spanish Teacher

Dedicated to all the smart women …and all the men who have a good sense of humour!


A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

“House” for instance, is feminine: “la casa.”

“Pencil,” however, is masculine: “el lapiz.”

A student asked, “What gender is ‘computer’?”

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether “computer” should be a masculine or a feminine noun.

Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men’s group decided that “computer” should definitely be of the feminine gender (“la computadora”), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;😜😜

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval;

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories for it.

The women’s group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine (“el computador”), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on😝

2. They have a lot of data but still can’t think for themselves;πŸ˜„

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem;😜


4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won😜



Just for laughs

Who are lizards?
Awesome answerΒ by a kid….
They areΒ those poor crocodiles who forgot to haveΒ Horlicks when they were young
What is a Pizza..?
Awesome answer:
A Pizza.. is just a ooththappa that wentΒ abroadΒ for higher education


What’s the best example of “once in aΒ lifetime opportunity” for a husband?
A mosquito sitting on your wife’s face.:πŸ˜›
A little boy was in a bus
eating a chocolate, then he took another one and then another …

A man next to him said,
“Do you know that too much of it will damage your teeth??”

The boy replied,
“My grandfather lived for 132 years”
The man asked ,
“Was it because of eating chocolate?”

The boy replied,
No, he was always minding his own business!


Son: Dad there’s a small get together at school tomorrow !!!
Father: small get together.? small
Son: only me…you…and principal …

Digital India effect…

The young boy was suffering from loose motion. He hesitated to say the word loose motion to the doctor. So he explained in new generation style.

Doctor.. since morning.. unlimited free outgoing, New ringtones have also started.
No balance in my stomach.
If I recharge, within one minute balance becomes nil. Doctors can you please disconnect the offer!! πŸ˜³πŸ™ŠπŸ˜€πŸ˜œ


Keep smiling and have a great day πŸ‘πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜Š


SUCCESS is getting what you want… HAPPINESS is wanting what you get… ❀
β€œThe things that makes your heart beat faster and your eyes glow when you do it or talk about it, no matter if it’s hiking, yoga, gardening, painting, meditation, love, photography, going for walks, helping others – do that…. Do it as often as you can. Because that’s what life is about. Creating as many passionate, happy moments as possible. Don’t let anyone stop you from doing the things you love – not even yourself.”


Sometimes you just need to hear the words “Thank you”.. Sometimes you just need to hear the words “I love you and I appreciate you”…

Sometimes it’s not even about buying gifts, it’s about acknowledgement. It’s about taking a few minutes out of your day, to let the one you love know how much you appreciate them…❀⚘❀

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Acknowledgement and appreciation are great qualities that every relationship should have. Show someone that you appreciate them, and it will inspire them to try to do even more for you….